HEY BABY! HEEEEY BABY!!! | Cards Against Humanity


Dragon_sniper Demon
Dragon_sniper Demon

ETHAN you are the lord of cuteness am I right? You are sooo cuteeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never mind he is a king

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Nacho Arias
Nacho Arias

I agree with Mark: Ethan's way to say "Prince Ali fabulous he, Ali Ababoua" was way funnier than the sentence 😂😂😂😂

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LPS Kpopper
LPS Kpopper

*Prince Ali* *Fabulous he* *Aliababwa*

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Tinashe You can’t know my last name
Tinashe You can’t know my last name

*Wh-well what if I fucked your nose?!*

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Matthew Boeding
Matthew Boeding

Once when my brother, cousin, and I were playing cards against humanity my brother pulled out a card and read my cousins first then mine that said something like in the maze the ghost saw packman uncontrollably guzzling a bucket of cum

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Potato Fish
Potato Fish

i hate u all

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Pyro Animus
Pyro Animus

Oh there's grime on the table? I though it was grime on my screen 😂

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Emily Clayton
Emily Clayton

“WER’RE NOT SPECIAL. WE’RE NOT ANYTHING” *intense flasbacks to them dancing in a circle in their underwear* Me: are you sure about that?

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im not telling you
im not telling you

Ethan low key sounds like Tom Holland tho

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Ansley Kunzer
Ansley Kunzer

THE HORSE PART HAD ME ROLLINGGGGG

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Thantos
Thantos

I was drinking water when mark said "It's a tight one between these two" I about spit my water on my puppy dog

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Madison Garrett
Madison Garrett

I'm so giggly that I accidentally got spit on my phone 👇 help my and my sanity of laugh

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Jessica Qian
Jessica Qian

I laughed so hard my head flew off

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ItsReddd
ItsReddd

prince ali. fabulous he. ali ababwa... :/ 11:30

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Benjamin Wallace
Benjamin Wallace

Apples to apples rated R

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Chaseguy 21
Chaseguy 21

You see, I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no legs

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Virginia Hamm
Virginia Hamm

denial anger bargaining Niagara and acceptce

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Dan Stormwind
Dan Stormwind

there’s just a freaking horse with no legs

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Waddle Topple
Waddle Topple

At literally twelve at night I went into a fit of laughter over "A horse with no legs"

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Ian Cline
Ian Cline

Get the bigger blacker box version

Vor 4 Tage
Phyco Buzzaxe21
Phyco Buzzaxe21

There's no footage of whales fucking. You guys wanna join me and find some footage

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Korben 2105
Korben 2105

After 40 years, I have now finally learned how to wield a __________ as a weapon My brother: toddler

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goofygal19
goofygal19

When someone reads a black card they don't put a white card down.

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Rachel Hubley
Rachel Hubley

As an 8th grader, I am OFFENDED😂

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Monika
Monika

0:10 I got a song stuck in my head so when he said that this is what I said HI IM ETHAN AND IM 14 SLAYING ALL THESE WOMEN WITH MY MASSIVE PENE

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bsimmons
bsimmons

“I really like Eighth Graders” - Ethan

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oreo ma
oreo ma

Their laughs are amazing

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Island girl
Island girl

* T O M A N Y V O R E D 8 T H G R A D E R S *

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Akashi
Akashi

Why are there 3 white cards after each turn when the card czar reads them

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Jan Jezierski
Jan Jezierski

Yikes

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Claudia T
Claudia T

I swear I’m only laughing because they’re laughing 😂

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Nuka Kappa
Nuka Kappa

Is it just me or when ethan draws black cards they glow

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brooklynn jackson
brooklynn jackson

when they said 8 grader i thought to myself "but im a 8th grader. :)

Vor 7 Tage
chicken and the cow
chicken and the cow

was it just me or did any one think that TyLOR's name was Rob

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Abby 1008
Abby 1008

"What came out of my ass hole?" "Eigth graders" imaging my friends coming out of Tyler's ass hole.

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so xxc
so xxc

You should listen to White Boy from Tom McDonald

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Percy The Furry
Percy The Furry

Is Ethan single??

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Donna Nuckols
Donna Nuckols

Your lord of cute am i right and sorry mark

Vor 7 Tage
Ireelyenjoy Bread
Ireelyenjoy Bread

"I really like eighth graders" - Ethan 2017

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mocha AJ
mocha AJ

my idols are 3rd grade girls

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Mandy Berry
Mandy Berry

They got to the whale sex debate when my phone battery was at 69% 😂😂😂

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Rune
Rune

Whales do threesomes. (I had to look it up)

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savy gamer
savy gamer

I couldn't stop laughing I could fucking breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Megan Anderson
Megan Anderson

My bf can glick

Vor 9 Tage
NYRosesCT
NYRosesCT

LAMO

Vor 9 Tage
TheGamingInc
TheGamingInc

Did anyone else notice the card changing colors at 11:14

Vor 9 Tage
Evanator5245
Evanator5245

HORSE WITH NO LEGS!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Starz
Starz

I love the way Ethan said "Theeese nuuutz iiin this roooom"

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Elea Xu
Elea Xu

cards against humanity - a perfect time to make dick jokes

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Nas igoid
Nas igoid

Mark doesn't know the rules. Who ever shit last goes first

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Sonja Poley
Sonja Poley

Its like a adult version of apples to apples

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Wicked peyyayxx
Wicked peyyayxx

*EIGHTH GRADERS* 🤣

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OgresAreLikeOnions
OgresAreLikeOnions

The what came out ma butt would've been perfect with something from the last round When i pooped what came out ma but... An unstoppable wave of fire ants

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Addison Masterwood
Addison Masterwood

"I'm not special" *I only have 22 million subscribers.*

Vor 10 Tage
Genevieve Beesley
Genevieve Beesley

What expansion(s) do they have. I need it.

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aaron dyrud
aaron dyrud

I love 8:50 what if i fucked your nose

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Loneliness Together
Loneliness Together

I had an sama attack watching this from laughing.

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Edmund Gamez
Edmund Gamez

where can i get that shirt mark is wearing its awesome.

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Mystery Girl
Mystery Girl

I know this video is old, but ETHAN YOU ARE THE LORD OF MY HEART

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Skye Gutierrez
Skye Gutierrez

What the freak is Ethan’s promblem with horses

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Greg Putnam
Greg Putnam

Why is Ethan not sleeveless? Sidenote: my phone almost autocorrected to armless haha

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Ava Jolley
Ava Jolley

No hate I love markiplier but I think we all know what outro when they all did the finger guns was kinda cringey

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Hugh Jass
Hugh Jass

Tylore

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person
person

I got up to pee in the middle of this, and I went in the bathroom and stepped on a paint brush and screamed "JESUS CHRIST" I had a *fucking* heart attack

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The Anime Gamer
The Anime Gamer

2:06 image a baby body on that face

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Alexis Brandell
Alexis Brandell

"horse worm"

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HarryPotter fan106
HarryPotter fan106

Why do american's say rock paper scissors shoot, while nz peeps (muah) say paper scissors rock???

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Jacob Henderson
Jacob Henderson

thank you mark if it wusnt for for you i wouldnt have gotten ear buds and seen a power cord that was burning so basicly you saved my life and my house didnt catch on fire

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Soul {Dark Matterling}
Soul {Dark Matterling}

Ethan is lord of the fangirls

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good little baby girl
good little baby girl

Baby faced beauti

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Rowan Maeve
Rowan Maeve

I can see all the heart-eyed Tyler compilations already 😂❤️

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Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

That one browser history one would be funny with one of the other ones I found it was bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug playing a saxophone

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Delaney M
Delaney M

"Here's Stacy 😂"

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Dragon Wings
Dragon Wings

Ethan is the lord of acne

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Jason Beshar
Jason Beshar

It’s hilarious cuz I was eating chocolate ice cream while watching this and he said free ice cream yo

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Zoe Martens
Zoe Martens

I’m dying rn my dog licks people he likes and he liked my phone screen right on mark and I’m dead rn my pup has the same taste in weirdos just as I do but now my phone smells sooo bad from his breath

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Shnitzer Weesle
Shnitzer Weesle

Lord o the Ty's Lord of the flies.

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Talon Whitworth
Talon Whitworth

i love how these guys robally have the dirtiest minds within the entire internet XD!!!!

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Talon Whitworth
Talon Whitworth

UPPDATE:probally

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Lydia Brattin
Lydia Brattin

"WHAT. WAS. THAT?!?" - Me after seeing the craziness that starts at 1:58-2:06 at 2.0x speed. I also loved what Mark said at 8:56!

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Debbie Dickerson
Debbie Dickerson

ethan is the lord of achne hahaha lol lmfao

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The Yellow Hokage
The Yellow Hokage

It’s 10 cards and you always have to have one card when you put one down or multiple down you take from the white pearl as many cards as you put down

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Nick Barnes
Nick Barnes

8:56 What if I fucked your nose?! My side hurts...

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Rock Hahn
Rock Hahn

2:29

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Hitekkaifighter1
Hitekkaifighter1

When I pooped, what came out my butt? Morgan Freeman’s voice.

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Sydney Wek
Sydney Wek

4:42 // The sound is so gay-

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I animate Garbage
I animate Garbage

I JUST HEARD SOMETHING SHREIK AND IM PROBABLY GONNA FUCKING DIE

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Petyr Baelish
Petyr Baelish

Ethan should voice peter parker in something.

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Lexi Clark
Lexi Clark

“WHAT IF FUCKED YOUR NOSE!?” - markiplier 2,000 whatever

Vor 16 Tage
Kit [Squipped_Gaming]
Kit [Squipped_Gaming]

I am an 8th grader the pooping one scaared me

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《ĐḁȵǥeꝛŦheWøłƒ YT 》
《ĐḁȵǥeꝛŦheWøłƒ YT 》

*Has anybody noticed Tyler's thumbs have a Black star and around the star is silver :3*

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Bonsai Cain
Bonsai Cain

Tyler u are fucking messed up for thinking a horse with no legs legs is funny

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Bonsai Cain
Bonsai Cain

When i saw the thumnale, i thought ethan was dantdm

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Future Potato
Future Potato

2:29

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Cinnamonbunz Yum
Cinnamonbunz Yum

What ended my last relationship :my small sad bent dick

Vor 17 Tage
Anna Lialine
Anna Lialine

Does anyone else know Apples to Apples? It's so similar to Cards Against Humanity! PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS THE GLORY OF APPLES TO APPLES!!!!!!!!!!

Vor 17 Tage
Pikaboo 009
Pikaboo 009

If you read the official rules of the game, the one who pooped last is first to go.

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Nerdy Girl
Nerdy Girl

Lol 8:53

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RainCat237
RainCat237

Sperm whales.

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Shimada Gaming
Shimada Gaming

I thought Ethan was jack at first glance

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ᏒᎧᏰᎧᏖᏁᎥᏦ 75 ᙭Ƴ乙
ᏒᎧᏰᎧᏖᏁᎥᏦ 75 ᙭Ƴ乙

For the horse with no legs I would imagine: Me: hey man, umm... There's- there's something I need to show you... Friend: ... Ummm okay? *brings friend to a dark empty room* Me: *inhales* *exhales* *flips a light switch* And then there is just a fucking horse with no legs XD I'm a sick fuck yes I admit

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