HEY BABY! HEEEEY BABY!!! | Cards Against Humanity


Laugh out loud central
Laugh out loud central

1:59 🤣🤣🤣👌 I'm dying

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A. P.
A. P.

Watch 15:32 at 0.25x speed

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Jasmine Bassett
Jasmine Bassett

I have that game

Vor 7 Stunden
cinimoD Ulrich
cinimoD Ulrich

Markiplier is the Kim John Un of today

Vor 7 Stunden
Haze Draco
Haze Draco

2019?

Vor 8 Stunden
Depression Lol
Depression Lol

I watched this video 5 times, I just noticed Tyler is wearing shiny silver nail polish on his left thumb. a new level of respect.

Vor 11 Stunden
Leonardo MacArthur
Leonardo MacArthur

Fuck Mountain

Vor 14 Stunden
FSToxin74 Gaming
FSToxin74 Gaming

Markiplier can sometimes sound like McCree

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SNR productions
SNR productions

I thought ethan was ninja

Vor 18 Stunden
Elliot Schwartzman
Elliot Schwartzman

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Scary Kat
Scary Kat

LOL, it's 10 white cards. Also I recommend playing by God's Dead rules. (There's no Cardzar {reads the back card} and there's no points) >^x^

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William McGuffie III
William McGuffie III

"I fucked your nose!" Wtf happed to got your nose (8:53)

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SubjectorBG Twitch
SubjectorBG Twitch

1:00-1:15 is literally my social life

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Doused in Soi
Doused in Soi

*horses without legs* that's sad.

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Bealzebub_ 2024
Bealzebub_ 2024

The whales......... oof

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Bealzebub_ 2024
Bealzebub_ 2024

TYLOR

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Bealzebub_ 2024
Bealzebub_ 2024

Ethan is so cute! What’s up my crankin crew

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Jhye Fensling
Jhye Fensling

Five nights at baby's

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Anthony Loiacono
Anthony Loiacono

Acne ninja

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Baker Eberly
Baker Eberly

Fucking your nose that’s how small his dick is

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Iven Furpaw
Iven Furpaw

"I don't think whales can fuck that hard and fast..." But how would you explain waves in the ocean?

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New_Herobrine
New_Herobrine

When i pooped what came out of my but? Prince ale ... Fabulous he ... ally a babwa

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IDKarlee
IDKarlee

You should've chose eight graders

Vor 4 Tage
Burton Blaidd
Burton Blaidd

I S. T H A T. N I N J A ?

Vor 4 Tage
Daisy MSP
Daisy MSP

Why did I unsubscribe to you again? I heard a voice that sounded like you and I went.... ITS YOU!! IM SUBBED NOW DW ;P

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Just a little human
Just a little human

*distracted by the arms* yes... Good video... *drools* very good.. Very educative...

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SamDDBS
SamDDBS

iS eTHAN nINJA??????

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SamDDBS
SamDDBS

lIKE a sMALLER mORE pUBESCENT nINJA???

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Chronicles of Laura
Chronicles of Laura

Poor, Ethan. I know how he feels (and still feels.....at 33) 😒

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EmberWolf333
EmberWolf333

i want tyler’s shirt😂

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DANK SPAGHETTI
DANK SPAGHETTI

NINJA!!!!!!!!!!

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Shawna Hupp
Shawna Hupp

What ended my last relationship, ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry! Is my fave 😂😂

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Quinn T
Quinn T

he learned how to gleek in markiplier makes: cake

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정호석Jung Hoseok
정호석Jung Hoseok

Why is Ethan so adorable

Vor 6 Tage
Kailer Theodore
Kailer Theodore

13:53 but.... I'm an 8th grader

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Ganxol Gaming
Ganxol Gaming

I blame this video for making me watch Prince Ali again 👍🏻

Vor 7 Tage
Solaris _
Solaris _

I have watched this video atleast 3 times and have laughed my ass off each time.

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Ethan Mock
Ethan Mock

i played this game and im 9

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_Chris-Cross_
_Chris-Cross_

Where can I get that "M" in the background?

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Becca Stinson
Becca Stinson

What happen to tylors arm? He has a band aid on it.

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Kimberley Dixon
Kimberley Dixon

Approximately 4 million views on this video are from me 😂

Vor 8 Tage
dan lovejoy
dan lovejoy

pooping out arseholes? thats called prolapse

Vor 9 Tage
Adam Swales
Adam Swales

you won "did I?" Checks watch as if it would tell him

Vor 10 Tage
Professor Parano3
Professor Parano3

Ethan has Seamier Acne

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Benjamin O'Leary
Benjamin O'Leary

At 13:57 I almost died laughing, especially since I was laughing silently somehow

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David Davidson
David Davidson

12:22 I once played the "catastrophic urethral trauma" card in the first blank with this very black card, but instead of playing the fireants card, I played the "Log(TM)" card in the 90's expansion pack.

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Matthew Pool
Matthew Pool

"I really like 8th graders" -Ethan Nestor

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Evamar Gonzalez
Evamar Gonzalez

This is Stacy

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Maxis to the Max
Maxis to the Max

Am I the only one noticing the colour changing card in 11:20

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Pranav Gopikrishnan
Pranav Gopikrishnan

1:55 (babbling in markish)

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mr_clyde_ the_cat
mr_clyde_ the_cat

I thought they said a horse with no love

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Shaun Girdner
Shaun Girdner

What's with the boycott on sleeves?

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Ozan Toker
Ozan Toker

i see the progression of muscles from left to right

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william welch
william welch

1:58 he's talking in the noise of the god's

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ShirosWolfGoneY0L0
ShirosWolfGoneY0L0

I'm an 8th grader....AH SHIT RUN

Vor 13 Tage
The Ghost Host
The Ghost Host

2019?

Vor 13 Tage
Dylan McTeer
Dylan McTeer

8:25 whale sex ed

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Daniel Loudermilk
Daniel Loudermilk

Fuck mountain? I died.

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Riley Lockerby
Riley Lockerby

Whenever I go on Tumblr, im just going to make shitposts using Cards Against Humanity combinations.

Vor 13 Tage
Easy
Easy

I love this: What’s that sound? Daddy’s belt Not in a weird way I just found it funny

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Kitty Troublemaker
Kitty Troublemaker

Each half of this video is exactly 9 minutes 11 seconds.Just sayin'.

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Hunter Alexander
Hunter Alexander

Who is just sitting there watching the m in the background change colors not even paying attention to the game

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Charlie Elwick
Charlie Elwick

Hey this sex goblin with a carnival penis is serving me free ice creme yo

Vor 13 Tage
Little Nova
Little Nova

"Is any of this black mold that could kill us dead?"Mark Fishbach 2017.

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BUTCHERCLAWS
BUTCHERCLAWS

*_total fucking chaos club_*

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Rising Anarchy
Rising Anarchy

Bring this back plz

Vor 14 Tage
Boi Froggy
Boi Froggy

I guess you can say that mark likes to have... SMALL TALK LOLO

Vor 14 Tage
Brooklynn Robison
Brooklynn Robison

Anyone else watch this five times already

Vor 14 Tage
Ronnie Mad
Ronnie Mad

Im in the same room as my dad and I've been trying not to laugh for 10 minutes, but when he said "ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry" I completely lost it

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Shelby Werkheiser
Shelby Werkheiser

At 0:16 who else saw Ethan as relatable

Vor 14 Tage
MilesAnimations
MilesAnimations

Help me god....(dont imagine this I was bet 50 buck to draw markiplier completely naked with a pink strap-on mold of his dick and... the person wished to remain anonymous so I wouldn’t know who they are and.... I texted them asking how big is dick should be and **gag** they said humongous. WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KIDS AT MY SCHOOL) apparently according to anon marks dick is of godly size..... fucking kill me.

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xPhantom Fox
xPhantom Fox

Why is Tie-lord wearing nail polish on his thumbs

Vor 14 Tage
Jackson Rybak
Jackson Rybak

2019 anyone?!!!!!.........no..........oh.......alright

Vor 14 Tage
Kashima HQ
Kashima HQ

Apples to Apples is the og

Vor 14 Tage
Amin Allishaw
Amin Allishaw

6 minutes in I couldn't breathe because I was laughing wayyy too much

Vor 14 Tage
Kaitlyn Rose
Kaitlyn Rose

13:56 8th graders 😂, I know where all my friends came from

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Lou Natalie
Lou Natalie

“Hi I’m Ethan” me: And I am 14. Slaying all the- Ethan: until puberty hits...

Vor 14 Tage
Coco Loco
Coco Loco

As an eighth grader, I have to protest coming out of an asshole.

Vor 15 Tage
would you like some suga with your tae and cookies
would you like some suga with your tae and cookies

I think marks at least a teency weency bit gay

Vor 15 Tage
Victoria Hughes
Victoria Hughes

This video makes me want to play Cards Against Humanity with you guys

Vor 15 Tage
Corey Thomas
Corey Thomas

Welcome children time to read out the clubs... Football club:6 Basketball club:19 Total Fu*king CHAOS club:500

Vor 15 Tage
Sophia Mosca
Sophia Mosca

Mark: what if I fucked your nose * everyone laughs * Ty- lord : no

Vor 15 Tage
vr cowboy
vr cowboy

Am I on crack or is the M in the background changing color?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Vor 16 Tage
Edzilla x
Edzilla x

Eithan turn into a peperoini pizza good thing in 2019 a got that coconut oil

Vor 16 Tage
diztiinct
diztiinct

They so fucking gay, it sends shivers down my spine

Vor 16 Tage
Gia Neely
Gia Neely

The total fucking chaos club sounds amazing.

Vor 16 Tage
Walker #6257
Walker #6257

poor Ethan

Vor 16 Tage
Cedric Anderson
Cedric Anderson

Mark looks so gay in this

Vor 16 Tage
Raphael Schneeweiss
Raphael Schneeweiss

It is not funny to make jokes about abortion 66 million babies have been murdered in the USA

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HILLBILLYBUCKLEBERRYJONES
HILLBILLYBUCKLEBERRYJONES

If we make it 3 more million itll be 69 lmao

Vor 16 Tage
Nikki Bomb4000
Nikki Bomb4000

HI IM ETHAN, AND IM 14 - blonde boy zone

Vor 17 Tage
Primrose Petals
Primrose Petals

*it took me the entire video to realize that Ethan was the only one not wearing a tank top.* *Same, dude.*

Vor 17 Tage
Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

Is Ethan under 20???? Not being creepy by the way

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i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! i!i!
i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! i!i!

Yea ikr he looks so child like

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Luma 737
Luma 737

HOW DOES ETHAN STILL LOOK CUTE WITH ACNE!!!

Vor 17 Tage
Raen Kord
Raen Kord

I can’t ducking breath

Vor 17 Tage
Luna Starshooter
Luna Starshooter

Ethan: I'm not lord of anything... I'm just little old me...

Vor 17 Tage
Lilly Heart
Lilly Heart

2019 reporting for duty

Vor 17 Tage
Sleep Mastery
Sleep Mastery

This is even funnier now that I'm an Eighth grader

Vor 17 Tage
dan howell's bisexuality
dan howell's bisexuality

14:27 thats what she said

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dan howell's bisexuality
dan howell's bisexuality

6:20 bless his heart

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Themsaltybois
Themsaltybois

Eighth graders kill me every time on this video.

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Blight VonDrake
Blight VonDrake

They managed to make a horse with no legs cute and uplifting, bless these bois.

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