MARKIPLIER LAUGHING AT STUPID SH!T | Jackbox 5: Patently Stupid


GameIn !
GameIn !

My last braincells just went to China and back

Vor 11 Stunden
BleedOutHack3r BleedOutHack3r
BleedOutHack3r BleedOutHack3r

DON'T GET A HAIRCUT LET YOUR HAIR GROW OUT FOR A FEW YEARS PLZ

Vor 16 Stunden
Oleg Oleg
Oleg Oleg

we all should die

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Oleg Oleg
Oleg Oleg

13:36 loosing my shit because i thought the same

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Oleg Oleg
Oleg Oleg

umm...i havent exactly got it,but who created what?

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MastaKoopp
MastaKoopp

T H A T ‘ L L B E S T U C K I N M Y H E A D F O R D A Y S

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mike peterson
mike peterson

i have a mental age of -3.435463747472367846294736942634 years

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Zyire Nichols
Zyire Nichols

I immediately burst out into laughter when he said "BuCkLe ThE fUcKlE uP"

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Zandle Clan
Zandle Clan

This is so funny!

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Scottibag
Scottibag

T H A T S A D O O Z Y

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Succ mah ass
Succ mah ass

My *T* *H* *I* *S* keeps coming back

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Succ mah ass
Succ mah ass

14:27 I knew I shouldn’t chain my lasers to my balls like that. Aww I keep losing them that way

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Danielle Fields
Danielle Fields

I’m trying to watch this and not laugh while my roommates sleeping. I’m failing a bit Update: I failed because I was eating cereal while watching this and trying to be quite and I silent laughed too hard that I choked on my cereal and started coughing

Vor 2 Tage
Sadie Platt
Sadie Platt

23:14 I had to screenshot

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MrWicked7
MrWicked7

wait but im an ethan . . .

Vor 2 Tage
Joshua Cole
Joshua Cole

Why did I watch this video 😂?!

Vor 2 Tage
Snow Quinones
Snow Quinones

i wanted to play :'(

Vor 3 Tage
Choco - Copters
Choco - Copters

*I was born in the right generation.*

Vor 3 Tage
Duo Strikes
Duo Strikes

i am so dissapointed by this.

Vor 3 Tage
Not the droid You are looking for
Not the droid You are looking for

This is what Mark's years of learning to engineer in college amounted to.

Vor 3 Tage
Hari G
Hari G

How...how is this monetized?

Vor 3 Tage
dead memes
dead memes

humanity is doomed

Vor 3 Tage
DrFeast 3000
DrFeast 3000

Well the name of this game perfectly says my life

Vor 3 Tage
DrizzlyGecko
DrizzlyGecko

Buckle the fuckle up

Vor 4 Tage
Keyana addar
Keyana addar

Watching this at school was a terrible idea. 🤣

Vor 4 Tage
DEAD, INSANE, HAPPY, CONFUSED
DEAD, INSANE, HAPPY, CONFUSED

*p r o b l e m s o l v e d !*

Vor 4 Tage
Cazador
Cazador

I think it's bad when it said I need a place to store my shoes and I immediately thought of hiding them in your butt, before it was revealed.

Vor 4 Tage
Yadi Gansmann
Yadi Gansmann

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUTUBE MORE OF THIS *MOAR*

Vor 4 Tage
Jan Vehmanen
Jan Vehmanen

No thirst of blood allowed in planes? Here's a solution: *REMEMBER, NO RUSSIAN*

Vor 4 Tage
Rachel Hubley
Rachel Hubley

20:46 they should have called them "Nip Grips"😂

Vor 4 Tage
Ginger beard
Ginger beard

At 12:18 ;just like in Robin Hood Men in Tights movie lol.

Vor 5 Tage
Armed Office-er
Armed Office-er

28:34 Would you look at that, it really is impegnerable.

Vor 5 Tage
Naylan Scheelar
Naylan Scheelar

for the guillotine one, I would have said "off with your head"

Vor 5 Tage
Stephanie Crawford
Stephanie Crawford

Naylan Scheelar Or maybe you could say, “Off with your peen!!”

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Avatarlatte
Avatarlatte

21:32

Vor 5 Tage
Ginger beard
Ginger beard

That part is so hilarious.

Vor 5 Tage
Alex X77
Alex X77

Play this game with Pewds, green Pewds, and the others

Vor 5 Tage
Nothing Is Real
Nothing Is Real

12:24 missed opportunity for pellotine

Vor 5 Tage
Jake Gaudet
Jake Gaudet

Where can you get this game?

Vor 5 Tage
Liv a Life
Liv a Life

"Don't mess it up don't mess it up. Don't ever mess it up. Kallie you better not mess this up I swear if you mess this up. WE WILL ALL COLLECTIVELY SMACK YA." - Markiplier 2018 Edit: This is funny I have a sister named Kallie (Calli). I showed this to her and she said 'they better not smack me, I'll smack them'.

Vor 5 Tage
Sepia Smith
Sepia Smith

they're gonna kill Mark bfbvgd

Vor 5 Tage
Sepia Smith
Sepia Smith

CHOP THAT MEAT CHOP THAT MEAT

Vor 5 Tage
ViVi Birdie
ViVi Birdie

Is anyone else a female viewer and 60% Dying of laughter but 40% very disturbed?

Vor 6 Tage
Spritely Cricket
Spritely Cricket

PLEASE do more of these, I laughed so hard :D

Vor 6 Tage
studioatm
studioatm

I LOVE JACKBOX SO MUCH

Vor 6 Tage
Content Cop
Content Cop

It's not stupid it's more like "Uneducated Humor"

Vor 6 Tage
Darthscace 2006
Darthscace 2006

I defiantly want more... EGGS

Vor 6 Tage
Fisher Horning
Fisher Horning

30:35 the first thing he sees is the dudes. Cock so suspicious

Vor 6 Tage
Lo Letterman
Lo Letterman

Mark when are you going to do another video for we happy few

Vor 7 Tage
An Unnamed Shadow
An Unnamed Shadow

Haven't laughed like this for days. xD

Vor 7 Tage
Mittob And maybe others
Mittob And maybe others

Am I the only one who thinks mark edited the vid so that the other penis Pokémon designs so his was first?

Vor 7 Tage
Elitesheep 7
Elitesheep 7

I don’t know what brain cells in my head decided to watch this at midnight and mkae a goal for myself to not wake anybody up.

Vor 7 Tage
Toby_fox2353
Toby_fox2353

TOBY?

Vor 7 Tage
Sophia A Weirdo
Sophia A Weirdo

I feel bad for just THINKING a curse word, I say SORRY if I do. Now here I am watching this...

Vor 7 Tage
Fabulous FruityPebbles
Fabulous FruityPebbles

Everytime im in a bad mood like sad or whatever i watch this video and it brings me so much joy🤣💀ive seen this so many times

Vor 7 Tage
Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

18:11 grandma's delicious milk nude:)

Vor 7 Tage
Berry The Kitty
Berry The Kitty

I started laughing when he said only people with a mental age of 7 and below...

Vor 8 Tage
Jeanette Gwilliams
Jeanette Gwilliams

I'm not 7 I'm 9

Vor 8 Tage
j tuomiva
j tuomiva

I am mentaly 60 yr old scientist with mental age of 6 is that ok

Vor 8 Tage
Communist Ketchup
Communist Ketchup

P & E = Peony

Vor 8 Tage
Alpha Ampharos
Alpha Ampharos

Felix swears: *Demonetize* Mark makes the nip sip: *Monetized*

Vor 8 Tage
rauguzitelj Guzi
rauguzitelj Guzi

*T A G L I N E*

Vor 8 Tage
Angaleena Mayne
Angaleena Mayne

I'm dead lolololololol

Vor 8 Tage
LoserTM
LoserTM

Milkers Apply firmly to jugs.

Vor 8 Tage
Holly Is Lazy
Holly Is Lazy

I need part 2 please 😂😂

Vor 8 Tage
Cookie Cake
Cookie Cake

MORE

Vor 8 Tage
JikuAraiguma
JikuAraiguma

He should have mentioned his farming equipment. For farming. And nothing else.

Vor 8 Tage
Eden Rumsey
Eden Rumsey

Circumcision is the right decision!

Vor 8 Tage
KILLIOUS LUCIFER
KILLIOUS LUCIFER

Mark: It's not a penis joke or poop joke Me: What's next, a tits joke😑 Mark: the nip sip Me:😶....oh my god, I exactly predicted that😂😂😂lmao

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卄乇ㄚ 丨ㄒ'丂 卩乇ㄒ乇
卄乇ㄚ 丨ㄒ'丂 卩乇ㄒ乇

Penis scented perfume by CLOAK

Vor 8 Tage
VIRUS OUTBREAK
VIRUS OUTBREAK

THATS A DOSIE!

Vor 8 Tage
Cherish Herron
Cherish Herron

What has your channel become? Glorious, it has become glorious 😂😂😂

Vor 8 Tage
Aphmau PotatoFanGaming
Aphmau PotatoFanGaming

Hi

Vor 8 Tage
TheBlaccKnight
TheBlaccKnight

and peen

Vor 8 Tage
લભಠรተልγ :3
લભಠรተልγ :3

He did the penis pokeball lol I thought of that too

Vor 9 Tage
Angel Animations
Angel Animations

Please do this again!!

Vor 9 Tage
Cameron Nokes
Cameron Nokes

Never laughed this hard in my life, literally in tears for most of this video thank you so much 😂😂

Vor 9 Tage
KING Absol
KING Absol

Copy strikes

Vor 9 Tage
Someone
Someone

Well mark... IT'S WINTER

Vor 9 Tage
Mr MemezGraber
Mr MemezGraber

I have a higher mental age and i still find this funny

Vor 9 Tage
Maeve Mab
Maeve Mab

I think the goal here was to just make Mark laugh.

Vor 9 Tage
Hayden Diamonds
Hayden Diamonds

Where can I play this?

Vor 9 Tage
24FretGeek Gaming
24FretGeek Gaming

Hey mark shout out my channel pls it would mean the world

Vor 9 Tage
Shadow Quill
Shadow Quill

im gonna get *b A N N E D*

Vor 9 Tage
JET GAMING
JET GAMING

Starting of the game Markiplier: Only for 7 years old and below Me:😑😑😑

Vor 9 Tage
Tracy Page
Tracy Page

Shut up toby ok I'm happy to shut up

Vor 9 Tage
Tracy Page
Tracy Page

Milker

Vor 9 Tage
Trevor Wrestling Dude Howard
Trevor Wrestling Dude Howard

This Was freaking.......AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vor 9 Tage
Trevor Wrestling Dude Howard
Trevor Wrestling Dude Howard

WHY!!!!!!!!!! My innocent CHILD eyes!!!!!!!!! AHhhHhhhhhhhHHhhHHH!!!!!!!!

Vor 9 Tage
Tracy Page
Tracy Page

Buckle the fuckle up I'm diying right now hahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Vor 9 Tage
Reid Brown
Reid Brown

MORE1!!!!

Vor 9 Tage
Sean Toth
Sean Toth

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vor 9 Tage
Bunny Breeze
Bunny Breeze

*MYBRAINISBAD*

Vor 9 Tage
Kallie Kemper
Kallie Kemper

my name is Kallie but I didn't play that game

Vor 9 Tage
TakeTheJurny
TakeTheJurny

*Hey Mark! You inspired me to start doing Youtube!* ❤💕 By the way I love you Mark.. if you ever see this... ♡ Hi, I'm TakeTheJurny, just a fellow small Youtuber with a big dream >_ I can't explain how much this means to me that you are giving me your time just to read this comment, and I know you probably are ready to go see a different video or maybe just look at your phone but, it really does mean a lot, because in our society time is very precious. So thanks for reading. Now that I've got your full attention. M-MHM I have worked very hard on my Youtube but I fear that the new rules and regulations and the terrible "adpocalypse" are going to be hard to surpass by taking the classic "Make a viral video" seems. So I have decided to comment here, on a viral video, and yes some may say this is advertising, and perhaps it is but please, hear me out. Right now there are 2k comments on this video. If every single person that commented on this video saw this comment and took a look at my channel and subscribed literally my dreams would come TRUE!!!! I mean, think about that for a second, we all, working together could make MY DREAMS COME TRUE! and I'm not even asking everyone to subscribe because I only want people who truly enjoy my work to sub, and I'm perfectly fine with that! I'm just trying to find the fastest and easiest way to give everyone a chance to see my work and enjoy it, as well as better my chances for growing as a Youtuber! Now let me rephrase my dream, just so you truly understand my goal...(also thanks so much for still reading!). FLASHBACK NARRATION SCENE OF ME AS A LITTLE KID I had a rough childhood. My father hurt me and my mom for 13 crappy years, crazy right? It finally shook my mom and she left, but I loved my dad still so much I stayed even though it totally sucked because he'd constantly hurt me, and I don't want to get too detailed because, well, kids might be reading-- anyways, that plus I was always outcasted from my classmates in school and I was pretty much stuck watching Netflix and eating to have fun at the time. It was always hard for me to see the bright side of things and I was losing hope as I sunk deep in to a sort of young depression. That is until I found something.. So I had never really watched Youtube at the time and I thought it was kind of boring tbh. But I was crying that day and looking for enjoyment. Then it was on the screen. "Markiplier's Let's Play Slender The Arrival!" I was so excited because I LOVED Slenderman so much, so with that in mind I clicked, not knowing what was to happen...but what would happen, would change my life forever. (Hey just another thumbs up for still reading!! I know it's a lot sorry!!). As I watched Markiplier, as I listened to his positive glow and saw his bright booming smile as he squealed at different things about the game. I noticed something starting to change. I had stopped crying. I was also now smiling, focused and laughing at the video! Ever since then I kept watching his videos WHENEVER I was down, or sad or unhappy. His videos never failed to lift me up and cleanse me of my darkness. As he wandered down dark corners bravely, I wandered with him. Like a family. I wanted to share this feeling of happiness. This feeling of peace even in chaos! I wanted anyone like me to see this so that they would be happy too, so that we could all be positive and for once have some sort of universal truth of peace and a wonderful family. I want to do what he does. I want to make YOU smile when no one else is. YOU laugh on a bad day. and YOU can be my family when yours isn't there for you. (SORRY I'LL HURRY THIS UP! Dang you still reading? wow!) So, my dream is to be what Markiplier was to me. A light in a person's darkness. I just want to make everyone laugh and bring everyone together. So that's why I made my Youtube. TakeTheJurny, because life is a Journey. Now I just want to say that this is not spam, this is a choice. No one has to sub I just wanted everyone to have a chance to see my Youtube before it hits 1million, and that will happen one day :) thanks for reading, and as always I will see you, when I heed the call, to the next Journey, Adios guys!

Vor 9 Tage
142 IHLEX
142 IHLEX

Same

Vor 7 Tage
GeneAwesome
GeneAwesome

Im too lazy to read long messages but i think it was great

Vor 8 Tage
Max Kendall
Max Kendall

Mind: has a mental age of 4 Me: perfect

Vor 10 Tage
Timothy Boerste
Timothy Boerste

Chop that meat made me fall to the floor laughing!

Vor 10 Tage
Timothy Boerste
Timothy Boerste

"my this keeps coming back." busted out laughing!

Vor 10 Tage
Timothy Boerste
Timothy Boerste

Put a smile on as you thrust. Lol

Vor 10 Tage
TakeTheJurny
TakeTheJurny

💀😍 *Hey Mark! You inspired me to start doing Youtube!* 🌌❤💕 By the way I love you Mark.. if you ever see this... ♡ Hi, I'm TakeTheJurny, just a fellow small Youtuber with a big dream >_ I can't explain how much this means to me that you are giving me your time just to read this comment, and I know you probably are ready to go see a different video or maybe just look at your phone but, it really does mean a lot, because in our society time is very precious. So thanks for reading. Now that I've got your full attention. M-MHM I have worked very hard on my Youtube but I fear that the new rules and regulations and the terrible "adpocalypse" are going to be hard to surpass by taking the classic "Make a viral video" seems. So I have decided to comment here, on a viral video, and yes some may say this is advertising, and perhaps it is but please, hear me out. Right now there are 2k comments on this video. If every single person that commented on this video saw this comment and took a look at my channel and subscribed literally my dreams would come TRUE!!!! I mean, think about that for a second, we all, working together could make MY DREAMS COME TRUE! and I'm not even asking everyone to subscribe because I only want people who truly enjoy my work to sub, and I'm perfectly fine with that! I'm just trying to find the fastest and easiest way to give everyone a chance to see my work and enjoy it, as well as better my chances for growing as a Youtuber! Now let me rephrase my dream, just so you truly understand my goal...(also thanks so much for still reading!). FLASHBACK NARRATION SCENE OF ME AS A LITTLE KID I had a rough childhood. My father hurt me and my mom for 13 crappy years, crazy right? It finally shook my mom and she left, but I loved my dad still so much I stayed even though it totally sucked because he'd constantly hurt me, and I don't want to get too detailed because, well, kids might be reading-- anyways, that plus I was always outcasted from my classmates in school and I was pretty much stuck watching Netflix and eating to have fun at the time. It was always hard for me to see the bright side of things and I was losing hope as I sunk deep in to a sort of young depression. That is until I found something.. So I had never really watched Youtube at the time and I thought it was kind of boring tbh. But I was crying that day and looking for enjoyment. Then it was on the screen. "Markiplier's Let's Play Slender The Arrival!" I was so excited because I LOVED Slenderman so much, so with that in mind I clicked, not knowing what was to happen...but what would happen, would change my life forever. (Hey just another thumbs up for still reading!! I know it's a lot sorry!!). As I watched Markiplier, as I listened to his positive glow and saw his bright booming smile as he squealed at different things about the game. I noticed something starting to change. I had stopped crying. I was also now smiling, focused and laughing at the video! Ever since then I kept watching his videos WHENEVER I was down, or sad or unhappy. His videos never failed to lift me up and cleanse me of my darkness. As he wandered down dark corners bravely, I wandered with him. Like a family. I wanted to share this feeling of happiness. This feeling of peace even in chaos! I wanted anyone like me to see this so that they would be happy too, so that we could all be positive and for once have some sort of universal truth of peace and a wonderful family. I want to do what he does. I want to make YOU smile when no one else is. YOU laugh on a bad day. and YOU can be my family when yours isn't there for you. (SORRY I'LL HURRY THIS UP! Dang you still reading? wow!) So, my dream is to be what Markiplier was to me. A light in a person's darkness. I just want to make everyone laugh and bring everyone together. So that's why I made my Youtube. TakeTheJurny, because life is a Journey. Now I just want to say that this is not spam, this is a choice. No one has to sub I just wanted everyone to have a chance to see my Youtube before it hits 1million, and that will happen one day :) thanks for reading, and as always I will see you, when I heed the call, to the next Journey, Adios guys!

Vor 10 Tage
Laser Penguin
Laser Penguin

Unfuckemup

Vor 10 Tage
- DerpyNeehan -
- DerpyNeehan -

who ruined the server?

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